LAFF WAN KILL ME DIE FOR HERE... ofofo noni

wife knew her husband was sleeping wit d maid,so she laid a trap. She sent d maid to d village for weekend & didn't tell her husband. Dat nyt they went to bed. The husband woke up & gave his old story. "Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in d parlor", he went to the parlor first. Shortly,wife snicked into d maid room,stripped & laid on d bed light off. She heard him come in silently & wasted no tym wit words & started making luv wit her since she was naked. When he finished,d wife said to him..."God has exposed u,u didn't expect me on dis bed,did u"? She then switched on d light. "No Madam!!!" said d gateman, am sorry i no no sey na u